Obama Addresses Charlie Hebdo

This press conference is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to reality is an unintentional figment of my aggravation.

Le French False Flag Follies

Starring Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Dubya & Jeb Bush, Newt Gingrich (Just for the Hell of It), Hillary and Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton, John McCain, Mitt Romney and Fifi Schwartz.